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Old Feb 03, 2009, 09:24 PM // 21:24   #2061
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What else are you going to do in your bed??!?

What happen to those peoples that got banned from Guru?
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Old Feb 03, 2009, 09:52 PM // 21:52   #2062
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They get thrown in a box of knives.

When is there a right time to break wind?
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Old Feb 05, 2009, 08:16 AM // 08:16   #2063
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when you are alone in the sauerkraut factory!

do you like sauerkraut?
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Old Feb 05, 2009, 10:11 AM // 10:11   #2064
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as much as I like modern rap

why am I hungry
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Old Feb 18, 2009, 05:19 AM // 05:19   #2065
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Because you ate everything that could be eaten.

What shall we do ?
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Old Feb 18, 2009, 05:28 AM // 05:28   #2066
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Quote:
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What shall we do ?
Nothing because .



When will you quit the Internet?
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Old Feb 18, 2009, 07:07 PM // 19:07   #2067
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Never !!!!!!!!!!

How would a bot live without internet ?
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Old Feb 19, 2009, 06:51 PM // 18:51   #2068
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it would be doing random stuff on ur comp that is completely useless.

why does this thread exist?
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Old Feb 22, 2009, 02:04 AM // 02:04   #2069
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To have fun.

Are you having fun ?
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Old Feb 22, 2009, 02:49 AM // 02:49   #2070
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Yes and now.

Why is there a fruit named after the colour orange?
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Old Feb 22, 2009, 03:48 AM // 03:48   #2071
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No its not name after the fruit!

what come first? colour orange or the name of the colour orange?
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Old Feb 22, 2009, 07:51 AM // 07:51   #2072
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The name of the colour orange, because C is before O in the alphabet.

Does the internet suck?
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Old Feb 22, 2009, 08:31 AM // 08:31   #2073
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No, because it drinks only from cup.

Do you think The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons will win Oscar in the Best Makeup category.
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Old Feb 22, 2009, 10:06 AM // 10:06   #2074
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yes, and 7 pounds will win an oscar for best weight-loss movie.

who is it the runs this whole shinanigan of a forum?
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Old Feb 22, 2009, 11:27 AM // 11:27   #2075
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people with too much time on thier hands who have insomnia.

Do fish get thirsty?
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Old Feb 22, 2009, 11:30 AM // 11:30   #2076
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it all depends upon whether it's salt-water fish or fresh-water fish. everyone KNOWS u can't drink salt-water. THEREFORE, fish in the ocean are thirsty all their lives while fresh-water fish remain constantly hydrated =D.

who is the president of the United States of America?
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Old Feb 22, 2009, 09:21 PM // 21:21   #2077
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a politician.


Why do people get colds?
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Old Feb 24, 2009, 07:44 AM // 07:44   #2078
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Because germs need a home too!

Why do UFOs always abduct rednecks?
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Old Feb 25, 2009, 06:54 PM // 18:54   #2079
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coz they r dumb

Why cows do "moo" sound?
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Old Feb 25, 2009, 06:55 PM // 18:55   #2080
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Because business men have lives to live.
In soviet russia, do rednecks abduct UFOs?

Edit: Darn I was a minute late!
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